Welcome.
The Starlight Agency, known to most as simply The Agency, has stood as a guiding light in the Dark for over two millennia. The Founders created what we now call the Facility to house the fledging Order. Over the years, the Facility has evolved and grown to what is today a forty-two-level underground structure, split into four sections: Domestic Affairs, Foreign Affairs, Management and Section M. Over five hundred employees work within the Facility in roles ranging from but not limited to Admin, HR, Research, Diplomacy, Armory, IT, Catering, Janitorial, Firefighters, Medicine and Potions, SPEAR, Surveillance and perhaps most importantly Field Agents.
Relocated to the borders of the Alfheim Realm in 1206, thanks to the Estel Treaty with Fae, the Facility not only provides a secure, impenetrable Head Quarters for The Agency but thanks to our relationship with the Fae Courts has gateways to every corner of the globe.
INTERNAL NEWS BULLETIN
Black Court.
Please be aware that Black Court activity in major cities across the UK has spiked in the last 48 hours. Be hyper-vigilant for thralls, especially colleagues, loved ones, or anyone who has come into your life recently and is acting strangely.
Anyone acting suspiciously should be reported immediately.
Recent Purple Alert.
As you know, the Facility recently went through a Purple Alert event. After thorough investigation and debriefings, it has been firmly established that this was a false alarm, and Section M remains the second most secure holding facility in existence. We are aware of the rumours suggesting that something broke into one of the lesser holding areas and ate various detainees. The Management would like to assure everyone that this is preposterous and would thank everyone not to spread such tales as it is causing undue alarm.
Cease-fire called.
In good news for the diplomatic corp, the recent conflict between the Red Hoods and the Elegee Trolls has been halted in order to give both sides a chance to regroup and come back to the negotiating table. Diplomat Jordan believes that a more permanent solution is achievable and that access to the Firelight Marketplace will soon be reinstated.
Rise in sheep-related accidents.
Due to a sharp increase in Sheep related workplace accidents Management has decided to run a Sheep handling workshop for all staff at 3pm, 4pm and 5pm on the 20th of May in Hall 401. Staff who have previously sat ‘Unicorn Handling and Combat’ are not required to attend but should remember that while disruptive to the daily workflow, sheep do not share the same bloodthirsty outlook on life as your average unicorn and therefore violence should always be a last resort when confronting any sheep found within the facility.