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You have been formally invited to apply for a role at The Starlight Agency.
Apply now at www.thestarlightagency.co.uk.
Time is running out. Trust no one.
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Important internal memo:
Due to the slate of disappearances, unexpected deaths and workplace accidents, our latest round of recruitment is of utmost importance as we are currently running at 45% optimal levels of Agents operating out of the Domestic Affairs Department. While communicating with any new candidates, please refrain from mentioning the recent drop in able-bodied living employees available to The Agency. Please adhere to the recent Health and Safety requirements within and without the Agency facilities. 12-hour Check-ins with your direct superior are still mandatory.
The recent IT problems have spread to the Foreign Affairs Dept, and the lift remains inoperable. Communication with our sister dept has ceased as of 6 hours ago.
Please report any suspicious umbrellas seen on site as a matter of Urgency.
Regards
The Management
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It has come to our attention that last night, an internal memo meant solely for current internal employees was sent to our entire database, including contractors, prospective applicants, and others.
Please disregard the content of that message. We are currently experiencing IT problems, and our team is working diligently to find the source of these false information memos and other communication irregularities.
Business as usual at The Agency. Please remember our ban on umbrellas remains in force if visiting the complex. Thank you for your patience
Galasi, galasi pakhoma.
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** Great News – The winner of the inter-office Fireball Cup sweepstake is Julie Fraser **
The Agency
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Admentment Great News – The winner of the inter-office Fireball Cup sweepstake is Christopher Frank **
The Agency
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** Admentment The inter-office Fireball Cup sweepstake has been cancelled **
The Agency
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** A minutes silence will be observed for the participants of The inter-office Fireball Cup sweepstake at 2pm. Please remain working during this time.
The Agency
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Internal Memo:
Management at the Agency would like to extend the organisation’s gratitude to all our staff at this difficult time and remind them that until further notice, umbrellas are still forbidden from the workplace.
Due to increased Black Court activity in the Glasgow area, all staff are advised to ensure their inoculations are up to date and that their Company Go-kits are stocked and at hand.
Wool all staff also be hyper-vigilant as sighting of an #!@ system error. Please reboot. !@# string-query invalid. Please contact IT.
He comes.
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Important Memo.
Can whoever is bringing the live sheep into the facility please stop? Numerous reports have been made of sheep sightings, and it’s only a matter of time before we track down where they are all ending up.
The Agency.
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Purple Warning Alert – The facility is currently on lockdown due to a breach in Section M.
Field Agents not currently on site, please report to HQ immediately. By this point, all other staff should have evacuated the facility. Please remain at home, and we will be in touch when the situation is subdued.
The Agency.
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Please be advised that the ongoing situation with Section M has been contained and the Purple Warning Alert is no longer in place. Employees should check in with their direct superiors for debriefing before returning to work.
The Agency
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Please be aware that Black Court activity in major cities across the UK has spiked in the last 48 hours. Be hyper-vigilant for thralls, especially colleagues, loved ones or strangers acting strangely.
Anyone acting suspiciously should be reported.
The Agency.
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Good news team. Tomorrow is bring your pet to work day! The bigger the pet, the better!
The Agency.